The New Year is a good time for making plans for the future. It is also a good time for introspection and examination of things past.
Bold new directions; thoughtful essays — these are the stuff of which "End-of-Year" and "Start-of-Year" posts are made.
Unfortunately for you, what you're getting, instead, is something so utterly brain-devouring that I find myself compelled to get it out of my head and into yours at once, lest it burst forth from my skull like some tiny alien Athena:
Lesbian Dalek Bondage Porn.
On DVD.
(Now that the lawyers have descended, it can be found in the nooks and crannies of the internet; but that's only to be expected, of course)
