Well, it's been more than a month now since I introduced my last gimmicky theme, so I'm obviously overdue (by this time next year, I'll be wishing a happy 100th birthday to little old ladies named "Gladys," and giving £5 to anyone who spots me on the street and says the magic phrase).
First off, it looks like even things which never started must someday come to an end, as last December's reports of a new Babylon 5 theatrical movie, to be called The Memory of Shadows, has been superseded by this February's cold blast of bad news from JMS, that financing for the deal has fallen through for good, and there will be no movie.
On to a quick bit of cinematic sport: Halle Berry became, to my knowledge, only the second person to ever show up to accept a Razzie Award in person (the first was Showgirls writer Joe Eszterhas), when she picked up her Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress, for the execrable Catwoman.
Some news on the DVD front: The 2004 remake of Masamune Shirow's Appleseed now has a R1 DVD release date of May 5. There's no word on a R2 release date yet, but I don't want to hear any whinging at all from a region that is getting both The Ascent of Man and Civilisation on DVD in April.
And speaking of That Region Beyond The Seas, one of the most interesting bits of movie news I've heard in a while concerns a new movie, starring James Purefoy and Natalie Portman, which, for obvious reasons, is scheduled to open on Friday, the Fourth of November. It'll be one to Remember, that's for sure.
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Friday, February 25, 2005
Ook
Ah, the perfect start to a Fan Fiction Friday: Slashdot sez that a group of German Terry Pratchett fans have finished a fan film adaptation of Lords and Ladies, with all proceeds going to the Orangutan Foundation.
They have trailers online, although at the moment the servers hosting them have been rendered into their component atoms by the mighty force of fandom. For some mythical later date when they might return, however, here are links to the English trailer, the German trailer, and a quick scene with Cohen the Barbarian. For those who can't wait, there's also a Swedish mirror site for the English trailer, as well as a Bittorrent link.
But wait! That's not all! The part of the story which Slashdot missed (well, until I posted a message about it on the thread, at least) is that Lords and Ladies is not the only PTerry "Discworld" film nearing completion: LSpace has information about a group of Aussie filmmakers who are nearly finished with a film adaptation of the Discworld short story "Troll Bridge." Terry even wrote some new dialogue for the script.
They have trailers online, although at the moment the servers hosting them have been rendered into their component atoms by the mighty force of fandom. For some mythical later date when they might return, however, here are links to the English trailer, the German trailer, and a quick scene with Cohen the Barbarian. For those who can't wait, there's also a Swedish mirror site for the English trailer, as well as a Bittorrent link.
But wait! That's not all! The part of the story which Slashdot missed (well, until I posted a message about it on the thread, at least) is that Lords and Ladies is not the only PTerry "Discworld" film nearing completion: LSpace has information about a group of Aussie filmmakers who are nearly finished with a film adaptation of the Discworld short story "Troll Bridge." Terry even wrote some new dialogue for the script.
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Just one more pick at the 'Tics, oh pleeeease
Bestest visual comment ever on the WB fever-dream. (By Matthew Hunter on Golden Age Cartoons, hosts of the annual Design An Ugly Video Cover contest.)
Groundroast Day
From Greg Stephens' Zwol comes this glorious story of an enterprising group of individuals who weren't afraid to demonstrate that Starbucks, being environmentally enlightened, is now going so far as to recycle even space-time and linear causality itself!
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
How to Destroy the World
From Claude Muncey, via Electrolite, comes this Must Read Primer for the Mad Scientist who is not afraid to dream big.
The good advice doesn't just extend to the planning and implementation stages, either: "Take a camera. Most of the methods listed above are incredibly spectacular and witnessing them will probably be once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you, so remember to capture the moment."
The good advice doesn't just extend to the planning and implementation stages, either: "Take a camera. Most of the methods listed above are incredibly spectacular and witnessing them will probably be once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you, so remember to capture the moment."
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Into the Garbage Chute, Felineboy
This Tuesday, for a change of pace, I thought I'd share a funny animal story with you.
Today's remarkable true-life tale of derring-do comes our way courtesy of Dr. Patricia Schroeder, Blues scholar and Professor of English at Ursinus College in Collegeville, PA (which, frankly, sounds like the kind of place you'd expect Professor Utonium to be from). Like our other animal tales, this one involves lovable pets, delicious food, and wanton household destruction.
Our story begins one night in the spring of 1999, with an innocent meal of smoked salmon...
Today's remarkable true-life tale of derring-do comes our way courtesy of Dr. Patricia Schroeder, Blues scholar and Professor of English at Ursinus College in Collegeville, PA (which, frankly, sounds like the kind of place you'd expect Professor Utonium to be from). Like our other animal tales, this one involves lovable pets, delicious food, and wanton household destruction.
Our story begins one night in the spring of 1999, with an innocent meal of smoked salmon...
One Door Closes...
Almost missed in the hubbub about Enterprise's cancellation was the likely-- but by no means certain-- announcement of Galactica's continued life. Slashdot discusses.
On the other hand, will Nintendo's ownzoring of Sci-Fi lead to problems with content?
Normal/abnormal dichotomy. I've been saying this for years...
Christie Davies sez this is Mapplethorpe doing SF illustration. (Work-safe.)
"Pleez, Joss! Pretty pleez! I'll be yor best frend!" I think the funniest thing about this story is how Wonder Woman and Buffy the Vampire Slayer are both "a kind of female superhero character." I mean, they're female and they're superheroes, but one's a normal teenybopper cheerleader with a Destiny, the other is a royal ambassador from a Land of Better-Than-We-Are. Extended conversation between them would be awkward. But y'know, they both punch and kick.
Or maybe Joel meant Emma Frost?
On the other hand, will Nintendo's ownzoring of Sci-Fi lead to problems with content?
Normal/abnormal dichotomy. I've been saying this for years...
Christie Davies sez this is Mapplethorpe doing SF illustration. (Work-safe.)
"Pleez, Joss! Pretty pleez! I'll be yor best frend!" I think the funniest thing about this story is how Wonder Woman and Buffy the Vampire Slayer are both "a kind of female superhero character." I mean, they're female and they're superheroes, but one's a normal teenybopper cheerleader with a Destiny, the other is a royal ambassador from a Land of Better-Than-We-Are. Extended conversation between them would be awkward. But y'know, they both punch and kick.
Or maybe Joel meant Emma Frost?
Monday, February 21, 2005
There's Still Room on T Campbell's Amazon Wish List
What better time than Jeri Ryan's 37th birthday to mention that Season One of Star Trek: Enterprise arrives on DVD May 3 (in other words, just about the same time that Season Cancelled reverses its final polarity).
Beyond 2772
Getting away from Loonatics for a bit, I've recently rediscovered Technorati, and through it, found two SF-related tidbits from Wired.
Bruce Sterling on the latest intersection of architecture and robotics: the viab.
Biohybridism for those who've lost a limb. Way better than Vic Stone's deal.
Bruce Sterling on the latest intersection of architecture and robotics: the viab.
Biohybridism for those who've lost a limb. Way better than Vic Stone's deal.
Bleeding Edge Animation
The irrepressible Chex gets on the Loonatics' case, and reveals their fatal design flaw. If the episodes end with group hugs there'll be trouble. Talking of trouble, if WB names their leader "Buzz Bunny" as reported, well... I wouldn't Google the name at work if I were you.
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Saturday, February 19, 2005
F.M. Busby (1921-2005)
Victor Gonzalez' Trufen.net is reporting that Francis Marion Busby died yesterday afternoon in Seattle of intestinal problems, and complications from multiple surgeries to correct them.
Like many of his contemporaries, "Buz" made his mark in Fandom before going on to a successful career as a writer; and, along with his wife, Elinor, remained active in Fandom for the rest of his life. He and Elinor, along with Burnett Toskey and Wally Weber, edited Cry of the Nameless, the legendary fanzine of "The Nameless Ones" (Seattle Fandom in the 1950s and 1960s); they were also closely involved with Seacon, the 1961 Worldcon in Seattle.
Cry won the Hugo Award for "Best Fanzine" in 1960 — ironically, the only Hugo Award which he ever won, despite such memorable novels as Cage a Man, All These Earths, The Alien Debt, The Long View, and others in his "Rissa Kerguelen" series. He was also responsible for some excellent short stories, including "Getting Home" and "If This Is Winnetka, You Must Be Judy."
Further information, including funeral and memorial details, should be available later on his CaringBridge patient web page. His CaringBridge page also has a guestbook where well-wishers can leave their thoughts and condolences.
Like many of his contemporaries, "Buz" made his mark in Fandom before going on to a successful career as a writer; and, along with his wife, Elinor, remained active in Fandom for the rest of his life. He and Elinor, along with Burnett Toskey and Wally Weber, edited Cry of the Nameless, the legendary fanzine of "The Nameless Ones" (Seattle Fandom in the 1950s and 1960s); they were also closely involved with Seacon, the 1961 Worldcon in Seattle.
Cry won the Hugo Award for "Best Fanzine" in 1960 — ironically, the only Hugo Award which he ever won, despite such memorable novels as Cage a Man, All These Earths, The Alien Debt, The Long View, and others in his "Rissa Kerguelen" series. He was also responsible for some excellent short stories, including "Getting Home" and "If This Is Winnetka, You Must Be Judy."
Further information, including funeral and memorial details, should be available later on his CaringBridge patient web page. His CaringBridge page also has a guestbook where well-wishers can leave their thoughts and condolences.
Friday, February 18, 2005
Fan Fiction Friday, John Constantine Edition
The miracle is not that someone wrote a Hellblazer/Buffy crossover, or a Hellblazer/The Vampire Lestat crossover; those are practically mandatory. Having Cancer Man try to use John Constantine as a go-between for a shady deal is clever, and Krychek/Constantine slash is unusual, but X-Files crossovers aren't exactly unheard-of in fanfic circles, either, are they? And anyway, Ethan Rayne/John Constantine makes a lot more sense as a slash pairing.
Putting John Constantine at Hogwart's is also a bit obvious, what with Tim Hunter, and all: but when it leads to things like Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Constantine's list of "Things I Am Not Allowed To Do Any More at Hogwart's" ("28. 'Ten points from Gryffindor' is an acceptable form of discipline. 'Peeves? I'd like you to do something for me' is not"), who could possibly complain?
Other bits of British television also get their turn: Sometimes it's Mr. Steed and Emma Peel crossing paths with John Constantine; sometimes it's Doctor Who and his various companions who have the honor.
But all of this is still too normal, after its own fashion; too expected. We're talking about John Constantine, here! When you want to write about him, you've got to Bring the Weird. Twin Peaks is always worth a few weird points, but it's still not unexpected. If you sat down with a pad of paper and made a chart of all the media properties that you could drop John Constantine into, you'd have listed all of these at some point already.
Let's go off the charts, instead, now: Teaming John Constantine with TV psychic John Edwards (a Crossing Over crossover?) is a powerful step in the right direction; and dropping him into a Warren Zevon song that isn't "Werewolves of London" is a stroke of genius.
But beyond genius lies madness, and that is my preferred destination. For that is where you will find the terrible beauty of the John Constantine/Oh My Goddess! crossovers. Yes, crossovers. Plural. Including a musical.
After all that, who would balk at Sailor Hellblazer? I certainly wouldn't.
In fact, I'd probably scream, "Again! Again!"
Putting John Constantine at Hogwart's is also a bit obvious, what with Tim Hunter, and all: but when it leads to things like Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Constantine's list of "Things I Am Not Allowed To Do Any More at Hogwart's" ("28. 'Ten points from Gryffindor' is an acceptable form of discipline. 'Peeves? I'd like you to do something for me' is not"), who could possibly complain?
Other bits of British television also get their turn: Sometimes it's Mr. Steed and Emma Peel crossing paths with John Constantine; sometimes it's Doctor Who and his various companions who have the honor.
But all of this is still too normal, after its own fashion; too expected. We're talking about John Constantine, here! When you want to write about him, you've got to Bring the Weird. Twin Peaks is always worth a few weird points, but it's still not unexpected. If you sat down with a pad of paper and made a chart of all the media properties that you could drop John Constantine into, you'd have listed all of these at some point already.
Let's go off the charts, instead, now: Teaming John Constantine with TV psychic John Edwards (a Crossing Over crossover?) is a powerful step in the right direction; and dropping him into a Warren Zevon song that isn't "Werewolves of London" is a stroke of genius.
But beyond genius lies madness, and that is my preferred destination. For that is where you will find the terrible beauty of the John Constantine/Oh My Goddess! crossovers. Yes, crossovers. Plural. Including a musical.
After all that, who would balk at Sailor Hellblazer? I certainly wouldn't.
In fact, I'd probably scream, "Again! Again!"
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Now We Know Why Buffy Went to Rome
What with Constantine opening to wildly divergent reviews (the Tomatometer, appropriately enough, is balanced at the moment precisely between Heav'n and Hell at 50%), what better time could there be to discover that Regina Apostolorum, the Vatican's Pontifical Academy, is currently holding advanced classes on Satanism, demonic posession, and the occult.
Thursday's lecturer, Rev. Gabriele Nanni, touched on the pitfalls of driving the devil from someone's body.Wooden stakes, sarcastic quips, broad puns and ironic pop-culture references are presumably Right Out, then.
Priests must never be proud of their ability, remembering that they are merely conduits of Christ, he said. They must not perform exorcisms on people they suspect have psychological problems. And they should not get carried away and invent mystical gestures.
Enterprise, you are still loved
(Apologies for the appalling lousy byline... ) Enterprise fans at TrekUnited.com are attempting to raise $35 million to fund another season of the show.
In other news: a warped and unfortunately real-life version of the Siren myth has been playing out in the British Lake District.
In other news: a warped and unfortunately real-life version of the Siren myth has been playing out in the British Lake District.
Skin Care Ideas From Bed Bathory and Beyond
Now that our extra-special All-Wednesday Wednesday festivities have concluded, let me share with you today's entry in the "Life Imitates Art" competition:
Blood®: It does a body good.
SPIKE: Blood is life, lack-brain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead.
Blood®: It does a body good.
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Small Tail Tuesday
Well, the first Tall Tale Tuesday featured California mystics of the OTO. Our second was a funny animal story. Last week, it was back to California and the OTO again. So now, obviously, I am required by law to bring you a funny animal story, involving rodents, fruit, and lots of funny destruction. With cute pictures, of course.
If I can ever find a funny story about Aleister Crowley's pet duck, I can cause two weeks to happen at the same time, bringing about The End! of! Time! Itself!
Bwah ha ha ha ha.
If I can ever find a funny story about Aleister Crowley's pet duck, I can cause two weeks to happen at the same time, bringing about The End! of! Time! Itself!
Bwah ha ha ha ha.
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Jack Chalker (1944–2005) [updated, Feb. 14]
UPDATE: Memorial Details Below
[from Feb. 11]
The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America web site is reporting that Jack Chalker passed away at 11:12 AM this morning in Baltimore, MD, of complications from congestive heart failure. In addition to his many popular books in the "Well of Souls" series and stand-alone novels such as And the Devil Will Drag You Under, he was a three-time Treasurer of the SFWA.
He and his wife of more than twenty years, Eva C. Whitley, were also both very active in SF Fandom, participating both on-line and in person, including his stints as Toastmaster of the 1983 WorldCon and co-chair of Discon II, the 1974 WorldCon. He is also credited with co-creating the term "SMOF".
He is survived by Eva and two sons, David Whitley Chalker and Steven Lloyd Chalker. He is also survived by a great many books that have given pleasure to a great many readers.
Eva Whitley has posted memorial details on her LiveJournal, to which I have, for the sake of convenience, added hopefully appropriate hyperlinks (and one parenthetical phone number):
Leave it to veteran conrunners to negotiate a room rate at the hotel. It's not too hard to view this as like being sent off with a convention, which is pretty cool.
[from Feb. 11]
The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America web site is reporting that Jack Chalker passed away at 11:12 AM this morning in Baltimore, MD, of complications from congestive heart failure. In addition to his many popular books in the "Well of Souls" series and stand-alone novels such as And the Devil Will Drag You Under, he was a three-time Treasurer of the SFWA.
He and his wife of more than twenty years, Eva C. Whitley, were also both very active in SF Fandom, participating both on-line and in person, including his stints as Toastmaster of the 1983 WorldCon and co-chair of Discon II, the 1974 WorldCon. He is also credited with co-creating the term "SMOF".
He is survived by Eva and two sons, David Whitley Chalker and Steven Lloyd Chalker. He is also survived by a great many books that have given pleasure to a great many readers.
Eva Whitley has posted memorial details on her LiveJournal, to which I have, for the sake of convenience, added hopefully appropriate hyperlinks (and one parenthetical phone number):
"A Memorial Service for Jack will be held on Monday, February 21 from 7-9 PM at The Marzullo Funeral Chapel, 6009 Harford Road, Baltimore, MD 21214." [410-254-5201]
"A special room rate has been arranged under 'Chalker Funeral' with the Best Western Hotel and Conference Center at the Baltimore Travel Plaza, 5625 O'Donnell Street, Baltimore, MD 21224. They can be contacted for reservations at (410) 633-9500 or 800-633-9511."
"In lieu of flowers, donations are being accepted at the Sierra Club, Save the Bay/Chesapeake Bay Foundation, the Baltimore Science Fiction Society and the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America Emergency Medical Fund."
Leave it to veteran conrunners to negotiate a room rate at the hotel. It's not too hard to view this as like being sent off with a convention, which is pretty cool.
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Young Martian from Woking
But very early in the morning poor Ogilvy, who had seen the shooting star and who was persuaded that a meteorite lay somewhere on the common between Horsell, Ottershaw, and Woking, rose early with the idea of finding it. Find it he did, soon after dawn, and not far from the sand pits. An enormous hole had been made by the impact of the projectile, and the sand and gravel had been flung violently in every direction over the heath, forming heaps visible a mile and a half away.
And this Thing I saw! How can I describe it? A monstrous tripod, higher than many houses, striding over the young pine trees, and smashing them aside in its career; a walking engine of glittering metal, striding now across the heather; articulate ropes of steel dangling from it, and the clattering tumult of its passage mingling with the riot of the thunder. A flash, and it came out vividly, heeling over one way with two feet in the air, to vanish and reappear almost instantly as it seemed, with the next flash, a hundred yards nearer. Can you imagine a milking stool tilted and bowled violently along the ground? That was the impression those instant flashes gave. But instead of a milking stool imagine it a great body of machinery on a tripod stand.
Before the Martians landed at Grovers Mill or Bayonne, New Jersey, they landed in Woking, on Horsell Common. So how cool was it that, to celebrate the centenary of the publication of War of the Worlds, the Woking Borough Council decided to commission some Martians?
I don't know about you, but I think that most city centers (or centres, even) could benefit from the addition of some shiny death machines (here in Atlanta, we use automobiles). Heck, the Woking Borough Council went all out, and even included a tribute to the hero of the story.
There! Now you have something else to see the next time you go on a pilgrimage to Paul Weller's boyhood home.
Friday, February 11, 2005
The Greatest Stories Ever Told
I'm stepping a bit outside the bounds of what most people consider "fanfic" today, to look at some bits of fan fiction which are not based on any kind of famous media properties or bestselling novels.
First, let us recall the cautionary tale of Atlanta Nights, the collaborative effort at sustained and deliberate awfulness promulgated as a sting operation by a dedicated group of SF authors and experts. Upon returning from the ER, many readers of this work have wished that they could share their own stories of these fascinating characters with their fellowvictimfans.
Well, never fear! The chance is now available to touch others as you, yourself, have been touched, with the Travis Tea fanfic site. And when you read these offerings, it is immediately clear that the people writing them truly are touched.
Another feature of the fanfic page is the missing Chapter 21, tragically omitted from the book during its original publication. And speaking of tragic omissions, there is none more famous in the field of SF fandom than the lost final chapter of that immortal classic, "The Eye of Argon". Written by the late St. Louis fan Jim Theis in 1970, it hit SF fandom like a face full of mackerel, with public readings quickly becoming a de rigeur event at finer SF cons.
But there was an otter in the ointment: The text of "The Eye of Argon," lovingly transcribed from issue 10 of OSFAN, the journal of the Ozark SF Society, was missing its final chapter. As a result, the thrilling story of Grignr the Ecordian ends abruptly with the line, "The jelly like mass began to bubble like a vat of boiling tar as quavers passed up and down its entire form."
And then, in the January 2005 issue of The New York Review of Science Fiction, came word that a complete copy of OSFAN 10 had turned up in the Jack Williamson Science Fiction Library at Eastern New Mexico University. The very next month, issue 198 of NYRSF carried the text of the lost ending of this immortal work, which can now be read, in its fully-restored glory, on web site of the UK SF Archive.
No, no, that's okay. You can thank me later.
First, let us recall the cautionary tale of Atlanta Nights, the collaborative effort at sustained and deliberate awfulness promulgated as a sting operation by a dedicated group of SF authors and experts. Upon returning from the ER, many readers of this work have wished that they could share their own stories of these fascinating characters with their fellow
Well, never fear! The chance is now available to touch others as you, yourself, have been touched, with the Travis Tea fanfic site. And when you read these offerings, it is immediately clear that the people writing them truly are touched.
Another feature of the fanfic page is the missing Chapter 21, tragically omitted from the book during its original publication. And speaking of tragic omissions, there is none more famous in the field of SF fandom than the lost final chapter of that immortal classic, "The Eye of Argon". Written by the late St. Louis fan Jim Theis in 1970, it hit SF fandom like a face full of mackerel, with public readings quickly becoming a de rigeur event at finer SF cons.
But there was an otter in the ointment: The text of "The Eye of Argon," lovingly transcribed from issue 10 of OSFAN, the journal of the Ozark SF Society, was missing its final chapter. As a result, the thrilling story of Grignr the Ecordian ends abruptly with the line, "The jelly like mass began to bubble like a vat of boiling tar as quavers passed up and down its entire form."
And then, in the January 2005 issue of The New York Review of Science Fiction, came word that a complete copy of OSFAN 10 had turned up in the Jack Williamson Science Fiction Library at Eastern New Mexico University. The very next month, issue 198 of NYRSF carried the text of the lost ending of this immortal work, which can now be read, in its fully-restored glory, on web site of the UK SF Archive.
No, no, that's okay. You can thank me later.
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