4 Sale Cheep: The Planet Klendathu.

Hilariously, this article mentions that the land for sale is "made famous by a science-fiction action film" but doesn't name the film. I guess EVERYONE in Wyoming saw Starship Troopers.

Ronald D. Moore hates space opera. At least he does now. It's really tempting to laugh off complaints about "bumpy-headed aliens" from a guy who produced two versions of Star Trek. But it's kind of sad that he thinks realistic, dramatic conflict is a "new kind of science fiction" (it sort of points out how little of it he's actually READ) and that escapism is obsolete. (Dude, it's not, okay? Lord of the Rings is as good-vs-evil as you get, and it's doing all right. You're just OLDER, that's all. Your tastes change when you get older. Happens to us all. Entire genres do not crumble because you blew out the candles on your cake.)

T3 Stars Comment On Videogame. Except a couple of them don't. Seriously, a couple of them just talk about the film and say NOTHING WHATSOEVER about the video game. Find out the ones who felt they couldn't say anything nice about it. It's fun!

These days, Scifi.com probably has the best-looking Alien Nation site out there, whilst this one is the simplest and easiest to use, and this one boasts the quirkiest stuff and a couple of dead links. It's kind of reassuring, in a way, that you can still find cheap, poorly designed sites for underrated and short-lived SF shows. It's like going back in time ten years.

And finally, the top ten action figures we'll never see.

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Notice This.

Scott McCloud's But No One Ever Noticed The Walrus-- well, it got to me. What can I say? An gentle satire on office politics dissolves into a sweet conclusion. It's Dilbert with heart.

Brace your taste buds for The Graphic Smash Cookbook!!

Remember KITT from Knight Rider? Well, guess what.

Get in on the ground floor with Neo-Opsis, a new Canadian science-fiction magazine. It could become nothing, but it could become something! They're targeting the mundane audience as well as old-time fans, and that's a good start.

Another fan the Wachowskis wish they didn't have.

More wisdom from Arthur C. Clarke.

I have a tough time disagreeing with these proposed changes to Doctor Who for the 21st century-- as far as they go. I don't think Russell's saying he wants to pair Doctor Who with Buffy, just to pair him with someone who can do more than scream and say "What IS it, Doctor?" Of course, there have been a couple like that.

(Speaking of Buffy, Russell, you guys ARE considering Anthony Stewart Head for the role of the Doctor, aren't you?)

And finally, the return of Space Invaders to arcades. No, not the Xbox or the Playstation or your cell phone or the Internet. You know, ARCADES. You DO still remember what arcades ARE, right?

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I Want To Do The Things I Can't, I Need A Head Transplant...

A ton of interesting stuff today, so let's get to it!

In The Amphibious Man, Alexander Belayayev posited that transplanting shark gills into a human respiratory system could allow us to GM an Aquaman. In Professor Dowell's Head, he imagined a human head living on without its body. Well, guess what.

Barbarella seems to keep coming up lately. This time, though, it's sad news: Dildano is dead. For his full filmography, click here.

Cartoons are cocaine. We always suspected. Thanks to Scott Kurtz.

Francis Ford Coppola wants to talk about what happens AFTER the abduction.

"No, no, we're REAL ufologists. The crazy people are over THERE."

Half-Vulcan. All Jewish.

The Cuckoos are back in the Village of the Damned!

The Communist Party is so far gone, it actually thinks it can show off its vitality by flash-mobbing Matrix movies. Remember when the Western world thought these guys were the scariest thing it would ever face?

Arthur C. Clarke weighs in on gorilla rights.

And finally, those wacky Scientologist scamps!

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Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Tomorrow's Picaro...

Some opera for SF fans. Because we know there are opera fans reading this blog. Maybe even THREE of you!

It doesn't LOOK like Battlestar Galactica. It doesn't SOUND like Battlestar Galactica. It doesn't have the same themes, characters, plot or concept as Battlestar Galactica. But it sure wants you to THINK it's Battlestar Galactica.

It's a whole new genre of reality programming: Antebellum Island, courtesy of The Onion!

Has any science-fiction writer actually predicted this ultimate drinking straw?

And finally, thanks to the marvelous Mozai for The Zero Files.

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Pop Trash.

Duran Duran has wrapped up the American leg of their 25th anniversary tour and is headed into Sydney. Named for a character in Barbarella, the band is known not only for strong rhythm but for powerful music videos with an SF feel. Check out their latest.

DVD Review: "Escape From New York is one of those odd cult favorites that float bizarrely above any critical disdain..." This one meets my criteria for criticism: it accurately describes the movie and target audience without letting emotion run away with it.

Join the U.S. Navy and watch Farscape DVDs for free. No. Seriously.

Obituaries: Albert Nozaki, the art director of War of the Worlds (1953 version). Read the article, then see the movie. Also, Marguerite McClure Bradbury, one of the true unsung heroes of SF, without whom Ray Bradbury might never have published.

And finally, webcomic Penny Arcade flexes its social conscience.

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Webcomics In The News! Twice, Even!

At Sequential Tart, Graphic Smash's very own Ursula Vernon tells us all how Digger came to be.

And in Indiana, Paul Musgrave presents a look at the state of comic strips in newspapers and on the Internet. Of course I'm too close to this topic not to think of corrections I'd like to make (a mention of subscription sites like Graphic Smash woulda been nice), but my biases aside, it's a pretty good piece.

IGN offers up a hilarious review of Deus Ex: Invisible War, one of the few video games that REALLY lets you choose your own adventure. Almost as interesting, but more troubling, is the fact that an ad for the very same game precedes the review...

Speaking of video game innovation, check out early reports on Perimeter, a game about, of all things, war and landscaping.

Thanks to James Lehmann for linking this VERY important story about the future of the Internet. Don't panic: Chinese officials will not be censoring your forum posts tomorrow. But don't ignore it either: the current freedom of Internet speech is NOT guaranteed by the laws of nature. Read and be informed.

Thanks to Robin Savage for pointing out that it's "a Mogwai," not "Mowgli," I was thinking of yesterday. One is the little cutesy furball from Gremlins, the other is the not-terribly-cute star of The Jungle Book. Obviously, I was just... testing you.

Hmmm. Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, eating my porridge, and rewriting my scripts for Cool Cat Studio.

And finally, the world's oldest twenty-sided die? (Thanks to Ray Radlein.) Naturally, Scott Kurtz is all over this.

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Just Don't Charge His Batteries After Midnight.

Stan Winston, the Hollywood monster-maker whose designs include the Terminator, has teamed up with Professor Cynthia Breazeal of MIT, whose field is artificial intelligence, to produce Leonardo, a robot with "robot emotions." The fact that it looks like a cross between an Ewok and a Mogwai of Gremlins is purely coincidental. [This paragraph has been corrected post-publication.]

And speaking of toy tech, Vanity Fair takes a look at McFarlane Toys and declares this "a golden age of action figures." Private sources agree. Me, I wonder.

It's certainly an exciting time to be an action figure manufacturer. I mean, you can market figures of librarians, samurai and famous sinners. Granted, Eve appears to be a transvestite in green lacquer paint. But if he or she can make it, anybody can!

I dunno. I'm not knocking the craft that McFarlane and others have brought to what was a criminally underrated industry, ten years back. Nor am I a Toy Story II fan who believes that toys only exist to be played with, and the current toy-as-art market has no validity. (When toys become ONLY art-- when action figures stop being made for children-- THEN the industry has a problem, but only then.)

But it seems to me like the craft of action figures has itself become a kind of plaything. You see it in headlines like (deep breath): "BARBIE® DOLL AND KEN® DOLL CAPTURE THE MAGIC AND MAJESTY OF ARWEN AND ARAGORN OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING." How many movies are going to get this treatment before even the most avid collectors have had enough to last 'em a while?

I don'y know why this should bother me, really. It is a great time for action figures. Maybe it's just being told that it's a "golden age." The problem with golden ages is that they end.

Correction: Orgasmatrons were not featured by name in Barbarella as previously reported, but in Woody Allen's Sleeper. The sex device in Barbarella was called an Excessive Machine. Special thanks to Lawrence King.

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Foreplay Now Obsolete?

Woody Allen's Sleeper featured a pleasure-inducer called the "Orgasmatron." Well, guess what. (No, it's not just a better vibrator, it's the latest "innovation in the sex-toy industry." And yes, they do go on to say this won't really make foreplay obsolete, but what makes them so SURE?) [This paragraph has been corrected post-publication.]

The "Nevambleda" digression led to this thread. Yeah, it's true that Bush shoulda pronounced it the way native Nevadans generally do, but the episode STILL feels like a Dan Quayle story from Bizarro World.

A realtor's catalog of cinematic haunted houses.

Fox declares commitment to Tru Calling. I suppose anything that's doing even halfway decently against NBC Thursdays deserves a chance. Eliza Dushku could play Britney Spears and make the role sensual and sympathetic, but I hope they start tweaking the series concept a bit or the show's going to get really predictable really fast...

Awwwww.

Janaki Spickard-Keeler points out that Wiscon is NOT the only feminist SF convention. There's also Conbust.

From Comixpedia: The "Unh" Project snarks about comics onomatopoeia.

Also from Comixpedia: What I'm Reading.

And finally, Blobfest.

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Megadeath Goths ALWAYS Get Along Well!

Spawn meets Marilyn Manson. Rumor has it they fight, then team up.

Not really SF-related, but too much fun to ignore. Seems the Associated Press thought Bush had "mispronunced" the word "Nevada," when in fact he was using a very common regional "pronounciation" of the word. Even better, the AP helpfully added that "to properly pronounce Nevada, the middle syllable should rhyme with 'gamble.'" So pronounciate it "Nevambleda," you l00zurz!!!!1!!!!

You know, maybe I'm just cynical, but I have a hard time believing this is an authentic fan site for Haunted Mansion the ride, and not Disney's private design. Maybe it's the e-mail addys, maybe it's the completely over-the-top design from an alleged graphic designer, maybe it's Disney's tendency to sue the pants off anyone who uses its property... something feels "off."

Sean P. Means pretty much sums up Timeline, based on the first book which actually put me to sleep since Goodnight Moon.

And finally, you webcomics fans checked out the Modern Tales newsletter? I'm on there! I almost don't mind that they put a period in my name again!

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Pie Turned Out Great. In Other News...

Once again, a quick holiday round-up:

Tom Cruise defends Scientology. I think I've made my own feelings on L. Ron Hubbard's *cough* "religion" pretty clear, and I'm not sure the version that they give famous people is the same as the version they give ordinary suckers. But *grmbl* I want to be a little fair here, at least. Click the link for a differing view.

Matthew Shepherd is a little unsettled by the fan reaction to Jonathan Brandis' suicide.

The 50 Greatest Film Villains of All Time. Well, I'd argue for the addition of Agent Smith and perhaps General Zod, but it's still a pretty nice survey. Who would you put on there?

Kirk Wooster claims to have turned the original HAL-9000 prop into a working HAL-9000. That's both cool and disturbing.

And finally, Pong: The Movie. (Link edited for adware.)

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Happy Turkey Day! Meaning, "Enjoy Your Turkey Day," Not "A Day of Happy Turkeys."

Quickie roundup tonight, because I've got to bake a chocolate mousse pie for the family and I'm off on a mad hunt for ingredients.

A Douglas Adams book (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) expressed the opinion that Cambridge professors live longer than the rest of us. Well, guess what.

So which requires a greater force of belief, Mr. Dreyfuss, the idea that aliens could make us sculpt mashed potatoes, or the possibility of peace in the Middle East?

The latest deep reading of Harry Potter. Don't be fooled by its utterly terrible and misleading headline: this is real and sensible literary criticism.

Yes, The Cat in the Hat is *that bad.* In fact, it's even less funny than the critics who use doggerel in their reviews of it and think they're being clever. Let's just. Not. TALK about it.

Aspiring SF writers: The Odyssey Workshop is now taking applications.

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!

If you don't live in the U.S. or are Native American or are a turkey rights activist, please view the above with bemused tolerance.

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Fallen Idol

Jonathan Brandis didn't get no respect, not even in death, from anyone but his few loyal fans. As this blogger reports in detail, the media were slow to pick up the story of his suicide. Sad to say, that probably isn't a slam on Brandis so much as a testament to how many actors end up like this.

Depending on who you talk to, Brandis was a minor teen idol or "the Wesley Crusher of Seaquest DSV." The character he played, Lucas Wolenczak, had some unlikable traits best lampooned in this set of "blackboard quotes" (a la The Simpsons).

But the fans who over-identify Wolcenczak with Brandis are being unfair, as nobody knows better than Wil Wheaton. His perspective on the suicide is probably worth reading. It's typical of Wheaton-- quiet, modest, spare and thoughtful-- and makes me wonder what Brandis would have been like to the people who REALLY knew him.

On a lighter note or five...

For techies and graphics guys: Kodak has bought out Applied Science Fiction, a company dedicated to imaging tech. ASF has already produced three Photoshop plugins which basically make you look like a way better photographer than you are. I'm not a big buyout booster, but this looks like a smart move from Kodak.

You know what I hate? Those little neck tags at conventions which actually seem designed to flip over and make it impossible for people to see your name or whether you're a day-tripper trying to sneak in. If we can put a man on the moon...

Faces of Mankind claims to be the first-ever MMORPG/FPS with a player-generated mission system. I dunno exactly how the system will handle players who want missions that are too easy or too difficult for the rest of the group, but gaming technology takes another half-step forward.

Wiscon claims to be "the World's Only Feminist Science Fiction Convention." I have no reason to doubt this. I eagerly await the World's First Disgustingly Chauvinist Science Fiction Convention.

Finally, C.S. Lewis: essayist, Christian, science-fiction and fantasy writer.

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Convention Report.

At Anime USA, we got on another webcomics-centric panel with Rob Balder and Jeremy Kayes. Rob recently did a guest week of Sluggy Freelance, and Jer has a yen for performance art and a webcomics search engine that, unlike all the others, actually might not end up sucking. As I write this, Jer has a description of his Anime USA experience on his front page. Nice con... as long as we don't look at our sales figures. At this point, I think our old material has reached market saturation in Virginia. However, if all goes well, we'll have something new to offer in 2004. Stay tuned.

Everybody's trying to find "the next Harry Potter," as if HarryPotterality were some rare genetic trait, like albinism or gigantism. And... um... as if gene-splicing hadn't been invented yet. (Boy, these metaphors go out of date quickly these days...)

Speaking of gene-splicing, GloFish, the first genetically modified pets, will be available next year.

The British Fantasy Awards announced. The biggest winner is PS Publishing, an imprint to watch in the years to come.

Thanks to Scott McCloud and Journalista! for this link to The Picture of Everything. George Pérez must be so proud. Pop culture fans, gorge yourselves on THIS!

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Yawn.

I'm poopered. The convention had its ups and downs, but was enjoyable on the whole. More about it tomorrow. Meantime, make sure you ask some good questions.

Pilotless planes, or UAVs. Why didn't anybody mention these babies in Top Gun? Think we'll see some in the Robot Hall of Fame someday?

Space Elevator. Spaaaaaaaaace Elevator.

And why shouldn't she read science fiction? The very fact that her heart is still beating is science fiction. It wasn't supposed to happen.

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SMOF. It's Just Fun To Say. SMOF, SMOF, SMOF, SMOF, SMOF.

First the bad news: I'll be out with Greg at Anime USA this weekend, so blogging will be off till Monday. PLUS, as announced in a previous blog entry, next week won't feature Fans strips.

Instead, I'll be restoring old features from years past, redesigning a bit, and adding a new set of texty treats. Be more specific, you say? Vote on what you want to see most here.

This link will not work until late Friday evening, but when it does, you can all see and hear a presentation on webcomics that I've cooked up for Mensa's perusal. Yeah, Mensa. No pressure.

Thanks to Gwalla for finding Seven Flights of Fancy That Fizzled, just in time for the 220nd anniversary of manned flight. By the way, Gwalla, your current icon reminds me to wish Mickey Mouse a happy 75th birthday, and simultaneously scares the hell out of me.

If only there were a concise guide to running science fiction conventions smoothly. I've looked and looked, and I can't find any. Maybe it's just too much to ask, like a concise guide to winning the Vietnam War. The closest I've come, though, are the old Conrunner archives from the Secret Masters of Fandom (SMOF). If you're involved with planning a con, you may want to browse these.

It doesn't make any more architectural sense than an M.C. Escher print, but the Googlehouse is still a fun tech toy.

Vrooom. Vroom. Screee. Googlerace.

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See, This Is Me When I Try To Be Long-Winded.

Promised you guys a long blog today, so let's get to it!

Fan activists everywhere rejoice as Farscape is saved... well... kinda-sorta. It's coming out as a four-episode miniseries. Which is GREAT and all, but the way some people are cheering, you'd think the Sci Fi Channel had committed to 14 more full seasons and renamed itself "The Farscape Network." Then again, I remember how I felt when DC Comics resurrected Captain Carrot for three glorious issues. Hope springs eternal.

People you didn't know were Scientologists. Bart Simpson?

Robotech Remastered.

The Real Middle Earth. If you're the kind of person who gets distracted by Lord of the Rings' lush scenery, then you might like to check out Tolkien's Trail.

The Boston Science Fiction Festival, aka "The Sci-Fi Marathon," has to move. The reasons why have to do with changes in the theater business that affect all film festivals everywhere. Though I wish it were otherwise, I think this is the twilight of the film festival in large-scale theaters... it's too easy to do private film festivals these days, and distributors are just gettin' too cash-hungry.

Andy Ihnatko collects Tigras, and has a few words about The Collector's Mentality.

Old friends: Maritza Campos' father is recovering. Meanwhile, David Willis is running one of his funniest storylines.

New friends: readers of the current storyline in Narbonic, "Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck In Time," may enjoy a similar conceit in The Time Traveler's Wife. Or vice versa.

Finally, TV. Spike-vs.-Angel was way more enjoyable than I expected. I didn't even care that the previews on Enterprise lied through their teeth, since it actually came up with a challenging, provocative plotline about the ethics of cloning and the nature of identity. Smallville still has a few flaws (like henchmen who crumble WAY too easily and the way Clark doesn't even TRY ALL THAT HARD to protect his secret) but tonight featured a show-stopping performance by Michael Rosenbaum and a cliffhanger I won't dare spoil. Jake 2.0 was the weakest performer of the four and still pretty strong: Jake looks a bit dumber than usual (I thought he was starting to figure things OUT with Diane), but we get some great new villains: the NSA bureaucrats... among whom, I think it's fair to say, Mist would fit right in.

See you tomorrow...

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'Scuse The Quiet.

I'm hard, hard, hard at work on a project for a local nonprofit. Check back Thursday (or late Wednesday, depending on your time zone) for double the blog entry, double the fun.

"If You Don't Find A Rabbit Wearin' Lipstick Funny..."

I'm going to have to start paying more attention to Locus Magazine's movie reviews. I read a passel of reviews for Looney Toons: Back in Action, but the critics didn't have anything deeper to offer than "it's funny!" or "it's not funny!" Locus' Gary Westfahl actually understands that movies can be funny to some people and not others, and he discusses who might like this one and who might not. I'm not sure I buy his link between technology and corporate greed (I don't think the one necessitates the other), but in general I'll take his thoughtfulness over shallowness any day.

Back in Action also features a less threatening version of the Unconscious Collective from Fans. I'm sure the royalty check is in the mail.

I remember being that age. A nicely balanced article about teenage anime fandom. Nothing that a fan doesn't already know, but it's nice to see the paper get everything right... except, of course, how to spell "anime."

Look at it this way, Lieutenant Commander William Swears: after what you've been through, you've got to have a great SECOND SF book in you now. *I'd* pick it up.

Well... we are spoiled!

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Here There Be A Dragoness.

Nice article about Kim Graham, 3D winner of the Chesley Awards. These awards, given out by the Association of Science Fiction & Fantasy Artists, are the Oscars of science fiction art, or if you prefer, the Hugos of art. I know little about ASFA politics and how the awards are judged, but I like what I see here: there's a lot of innovation, but nearly all the pieces are easy to understand: almost nothing seems to have gotten in because it impressed the rubes who "just didn't get it." (Yeah, there are one or two exceptions, but I'm too nice to pick on them.)

Designer bioweapons. Brrrr.

Time Magazine argues against "literature." It's an old argument, but a good one.

Next week, the FANS strip is going to have to take a quick break to keep Jason and Bill on track... but we'll be providing some filler material that'll answer a lot of requests. Stay tuned.

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Nördarnas.

Fans in Swedish, courtesy of an arrangement with The Herring Can. PDF downloads here and here.

Lord knows I'm not the biggest fan of J.Lo, but I'm in her corner on this one. If Maureen Marder feels Paramount has violated her contract, she can sue Paramount... I'm sorry she's going through hard times... but suing Jennifer for "illegally depicting her life?" Works of fiction are often drawn from the lives of others... several Fans stories come to mind, as does Citizen Kane. Jen isn't even drawing directly from that source... she's drawing from a movie based upon that source, and it seems like it's the movie that screwed Maureen over, if anyone did.

Want to be a Word?

Did you know Austin, Texas was a small hotbed of literary science fiction? Yeah, me neither.

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It Just Doesn't Quite Burn. So To Speak.

A lot of fans I know can't stand the very existence of Joan of Arcadia. I want to like it. I do. I'm a big believer in putting religious questions into SF (see, like, the last year's worth of Fans strips) and the series has brains and guts when it comes to the secular world... but what I've seen lacks the metaphysical punch of a story like Joan of Arc or the Passion of Christ or Prince of Egypt. Slate knows what I'm talkin' about.

My favorite new word is geekgasm.

The breathtaking art of Vincent di Fate. You'd think comics artists looking for new approaches to old SF concepts would put down the Kirby and start paying more attention to this guy. I love how his paintings are suffused with the harsh light of a naked sun: it looks rawer, more textured than your usual airbrushes.

Some guy named Heinlein is just about to come out with his first novel. Okay, seriously, this is a major find for a student of SF... it turns out that Heinlein's ideas in this book were RADICALLY different than those for which he is known.

Lena Olin turns down Alias, Season Three. Bad news for Alias, but worse for Olin. Her character, Irina Derevko, was rivalling Lionel Luthor as the most nefarious parent on television, and while she's landed a few film roles, I have trouble seeing this as a real step forward for her. You know, I sort of envision her in a bar with Denise Crosby three years from now, both of them chorusing "What were we THINKING?" The difference being that when Crosby left, HER series wasn't a hit.

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Leaving It To The Pro Amateurs

Is there anyone who still feels as much pride as they used to in their Amateur Press Association? For those not in the know, these groups consist of a small number of people, each of whom is assigned to contribute a certain amount to a certain publication (generally nonprofit and often published at a loss). APAs occupy a kind of no-man's-land between pro and amateur... on the one hand they're by definition highly exclusive, yet on the other, they provide a forum for budding, otherwise unpublished writers, some of whom have gone on to greatness.

But in the last thirty years, this no-man's-land has been developed by carpetbagger media better equipped to exploit it. Today, the Web offers so many advantages over APAs for amateur writers-- no publishing costs, no distribution costs, no lag between typing and delivery, graphics, instant feedback, links and a thrilling sense of community-buiding that APAs' closed memberships just can't match. It's hard to imagine a college student wanting anything to do with the format. Oh, such a student surely exists, but he or she must have the romantic streak required of John Henry as he faced the steel-driving machine.

The remaining APAs are graying fast, and their online presence is negligible. A search for FAPA, the oldest SF APA in existence, instead turns up a Taiwanese rights group. The term "APA" itself more frequently refers to the American Psychological Association than to any Amateur Press/Publishing Association.

That's what makes REHUPA such a treasure. Robert E. Howard, author of the Conan series, doesn't qualify as one of SF's scholarly giants, but the Robert E. Howard United Press Association does. REHUPA has done APAs two great services: providing a brief history of APAs, and showing off the best of a dying art form on their website. At their best, APAs like this have managed to harness fan enthusiasm and yoke it to the conventions of disciplined academia. I hope we'll be able to look back on the blogosphere in ten years and say the same.

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Time Is No Barrier To Him. Nor Is Cancellation.

Doctor Who is back! Back in webcasts, that is. Coming back to TV screens in 2005.

Snicker.

TV roundup: I had a good time this Wednesday night.

Yes, the Western thing has been done before on Star Trek, and it was never entirely explained why the neocowpokes' technology and culture hadn't evolved much in 300 years, but, well... it was just FUN to see Trip and T'Pol trying to ride a horse.

Oh, and according to the previews, Trip's going to have some future relationship with T'Pol... you know, like the one Archer had last episode? Now, at first I thought this was a lack of imagination on the part of the writers, and it still might be, but... if Archer wants T'Pol, Trip wants T'Pol, Archer and Trip are old-time best buddies AND they all work in the same office while under enormous pressure to save the human race... supremely twisty story possibilities await.

Jake 2.0 continues to play really fast and loose with actual military and agency procedure, but that's kind of the point: as an unprecedented form of life, Jake causes the bending of all kinds of rules and allows us to enjoy a blend of escapism and the occasional cool fact.

No, I'm not particularly anxious for Clark and Lana to get together on Smallville, but at least this time we got to see a villain go through a moral decline instead of just turn stone evil at the drop of a meteor. Speaking of moral declines, it looks like Lex doesn't completely trust his manipulative lying bastard father's word-- go figure, huh? And the Luthors' compulsive watchability seems to be rubbing off on Chloe, who is finally, FINALLY, coming off as the sharp-witted character she was sold as, back in the pilot. Lastly, I'm glad Lex is getting more screen time with members of the supporting cast other than Clark. Lex goes well with EVERYTHING.

And then, Angel. Though the characters still aren't as likable or compelling as Buffy's cast, there's an energy and promise here. Spike's speeches are short and witty again, Wesley is once more sympathetic, and the script was packed with twists. Keep it up, guys.

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"What Do You Mean It'll Go Well With Your Walking, Talking Oscar, You Bucket of Bolts?"

It's official. R2-D2 and HAL have joined the Robot Hall of Fame. R2-D2 was no surprise, but it's kind of "interesting" that HAL got in, since his primary qualifications appear to be lip-reading, logical error and mass murder. Also included were Unimate, the first industrial robot, and the Mars Pathfinder, a guest star on the credits of Enterprise.

What if doctors could check up on you with breathalyzers?

Twenty-one years later, Blade Runner still scares Californians. It should... and not because Arnold looks like a replicant, either.

Beware the SETI hacker?

One more Revolutions review. Funny... except for the digression about Harry Knowles, whom it's about time somebody MiSTed.

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Og Draw Gud. Og Post. Og Roxxor!

Comixpedia has my Guide to the Stone Age of Webcomics up.

My thanks to Amy L. Swift, the Retrospectre and Rod for throwing some well-constructed slashfic in my direction. I don't think I'll ever love this genre, but I'm prepared to admit some respect. Still, my favorite of their submissions was this hilarious anti-slashfic.

Speaking of fanfiction, there's just something about Harry.

The Matrix: Revolutions didn't do outstanding box office in general, but Imax is happy.

Reason has an extremely insightful article about Revolutions and how it may end not merely the Matrix saga, but movie science fiction's preoccupation with artificial worlds.

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Unplugged.

We had a great webcomics panel at the booth today, featuring every webcartoonist I mentioned in earlier posts, even as Slashdot reported that attention to webcomics has reached the Australian mainstream.

Today was also my little brother's birthday. Got him the Finding Nemo DVD and A Midsummer Night's Dream as re-interpreted by Neil Gaiman's Sandman. He hasn't seen the movie and acted in the Shakesperean play, and boy, was it great to see him smile when he opened them. Have a happy, Graham.

Okay, I've seen it. BOY, does Larry Wachowski like leather.

I'm Neo, who are you? Except that knowing I'm Neo makes me feel egotistical, like Agent Smith. But thinking I might be egotistical makes me feel contemplative, like Morpheus, and all these mental calisthenics make me feel confused, like the average Matrix viewer.

Matrix hairstyles?? Who would want any part of that sartorial horrorshow of crewcuts and dreds and porcupine quills and... oh. Never mind.

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Any Good Slashfic Out There?

Having just attended a fanfiction summit at Nekocon, I'll repeat my earlier request-- anybody know of any actually GOOD slashfic out there? I want to give the genre a fair shake if I can, but I'd rather not have to wade through the current state of Fanfiction.Net to do it.

Speaking of fanfiction, meet one of its youngest, most prolific authors.

Speaking of Harry Potter, remember when the last thing we were worried about the Russians stealing was a concept for a children's book series?

The NY Times has an intriguing piece on Steven Spielberg as the place where art meets commerce.

It's probably all over but the jungle yellin' for Tarzan's production, though three episodes have yet to air. Actually, there ISN'T any jungle yellin' in Tarzan, because apparently somebody took a look at the character and said, "I'm thinking URBAN fantasy." This seems rather like insisting that Robinson Crusoe run a coffee shop in Seattle.

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Whoo.

I always forget what an overwhelming experience conventions are. And I *really* forgot just how sexy Nekocon is. Meow.

The FANS/CONSCREW panel discussion was not my finest work... I was already pretty tired when it got started... apologies to anybody who felt I rambled.


Good stuff, though: I got to see Kara Dennison again, and Thor Thorvaldson, Jr. (see right). I also got to meet the cartoonists behind
Ctrl+Alt+Del and Dominic Deegan: Tim Buckley and Mookie Terraccino, respectively. So strange to meet someone who joined Keenspot after I left (which was only two months ago). I feel old.

Remember George Lucas In Love and how many people thought it was a wonderful blending of Star Wars with Kenneth Branagh? This film tries to do the same thing with Star Wars and Faust. It's a cute idea, but it seems like it would have been funnier as a four-panel comic than as a 25-minute film. Let me know what you think.

The forumites are designing Fans videogames. That's just so cool.

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Start The Revolutions Without Me.

Still haven't seen Revolutions. What with the convention, I probably won't get to it until Sunday.

Apologies to Selena Ulrich and other slashficcers. I admit I just haven't encountered much good slashfic myself, but that doesn't mean it can't exist. I'll take a FEW recommendations, if you want to e-mail 'em.

Webcomics News: Mobile phones are hosting both old-time comic strips and new strips designed for phone format. Nothing on Beamable.com's collection really looks like a magnum opus, but it took a few years for the Web to get really impressive content on it, too.

Webcomics News II: Microsoft's developing a program called "Sparkle" which some analysts are calling a Flash-killer. No, it's not an improved super-villain, though that wouldn't be out of character; it's an improved animation program, which may determine the format of tomorrow's limited-animation webcomics. It's early yet, but artists will want to keep an eye on this.

Finding Nemo has the biggest DVD opening of all time.

Love or hate Revolutions, you gotta admit Larry Wachowski is getting just a wee bit strange.

The Big Hum.

Talk about disappointing. This is what the Big Bang really would have sounded like, if there were any ears to hear it. John Cramer re-created it, which is nice applied science, and it makes a good startup sound for your desktop, but, y'know, some of us want a real BOOM.

Thanks to Kate Sith for helping fix our "conventions" announcement from yesterday. Anime USA is in Tyson's Corner, Virginia, not Richmond as I'd previously misremembered. (Boy, THAT would have been embarrassing if we hadn't caught it before the con.)

The Clone Wars are coming! Set your VCR/DVD/TiVo.

Critics are being less than kind to The Matrix Revolutions. But I don't really know yet what the SF connoisseurs think... the ones who propelled this series to mass acceptance in the first place.

Last night on TV:

Enterprise went all Memento, resulting in an Archer-T'Pol relationship that actually didn't feel written by slashficcers, while Smallville posited a relationship for Jor-El which totally does feel written by slashficcers. (No offense intended to the writers of GOOD slashfic out there-- either one of you.)

The Enterprise ep also hit a bit close to home, unfortunately, as my roommate Jeneen learned today that her new cousin has Down syndrome.

I'm still trying to figure two things out about Enterprise: if the parasites were eliminated from the past as well as the present, howcum the crew remembers them well enough to know that they're gone?

And... Archer's time limit is given as a few hours, yet in the present, he seems to go through an entire day without forgetting a thing. I know, they could have re-explained things to him off-camera, but it would have been nice to see T'Pol putting up with his condition in the present, instead of just in flashbacks.

At least Smallville offered up another entertaining wrinkle in Luthor family history... it's really looking like Papa Luthor, that Magnificent Bastard, went and offed his OWN PARENTS back in the day, but Lex can still muster the trust to look him in the eye and say "We'll get to the bottom of this together." Can we just call this show The Luthors, already?

And finally, was I the only one who found last night's Angel vaguely offensive? Unless I'm misreading something here, Wesley feels that in order to be a hero, Angel needs to stop being altruistic and start hoping to get rewarded because of some ambiguously written prophecy (as if there were any other kind). Huh? I mean... STOP being altruistic? Huh? Seriously... HUH???

Conventions! Conventions!

At almost the last moment of the eleventh hour, Greg and I have been confirmed to appear at Nekocon this weekend. Don't bother trying to find us on the guest list or the programming of the website... it's a bit out of date... but trust me, we're there.

And three weekends from now, we show up at Anime USA in Tysons Corner. Because, you know, we do webcomics... and that's kinda like anime... if you keep pausing the DVD every .34 seconds.

The Waltrips are highly likely to attend January's MarsCon in Williamsburg. Jason even illustrated their website this year... check it out!

Greg and I are also on the guest list-- tentatively, in my case-- for SheVaCon in February. Though it's about as out-of-the-way as conventions get, this is a great refuge for those who still want some literature in their science fiction. Hal Clement attended during his last years, so you know they're doing something right.

More detailed convention information will follow early next year... and if you don't live near these outlets, we'll see what we can do about getting to YOUR neck of the woods.

Happy Happy!

Today is Maritza Campos' birthday. Tell a friend. Spread the madness.

Comixpedia measures the audience of webcomics. Please note that this project is in beta and its rankings shouldn't be taken as gospel. But it's still vital information for lovers of the photo-panels.

Where James Cameron gets his ideas.

Hey, Thai science fiction writers! Here's your chance! If you can imagine ways in which Bangkok can get even WEIRDER in the next fifty years, you've got a shot at this nationwide literary contest.

Reading can hurt your brain. Straight from Science Fiction Weekly:

A Washington doctor has warned that he has seen three children complain of headaches caused by the physical stress of relentlessly plowing through the 870 pages of the fifth Harry Potter novel, Reuters reported. Howard Bennett of George Washington University Medical Center wrote in a letter to this week's New England Journal of Medicine that the three children, ages 8 to 10, experienced a dull headache for two or three days, the news service reported.

Each had spent many hours reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. After ruling out other potential causes, Bennett told his patients to give their eyes a rest, which the children declined. "If this escalation continues as Rowling concludes the saga, there may be an epidemic of Hogwarts headaches in the years to come," Bennett told Reuters.

Damn you, J.K. Rowling! Your diabolical scheme has doomed us all! Won't someone please think of the children??

Oh, and some movie's coming out tomorrow.

The Crash Bandit.

J.G. Ballard is okay with it if you don't like him. Ballard's best known for the movies Crash and Empire of the Sun, but he's also written a good deal of science fiction, most of it full of psychopathology and a sense of yawning infinity.

It's Monday, so it must be time for another survey declaring science fiction is a men's market. While generally useful, these studies tend to be used to justify stereotypes.

In other startling news, Scientologists are often underhanded. Gosh, Tom Cruise sure has a nice smile for a brainwashed loon.

The first movie to depict an LSD trip. Rent it for the historical value, watch it for the cheesiness.

Reviews are in on Brother Bear. An earlier link noticed that Disney was shifting from line-drawn to computer animation... let's just say this critical response is likely to encourage that shift.

Facing Fonts.

Why you should care about comics lettering. Did you guys know that Marvel booted Comicraft, the lettering firm whose fonts Fans has used through its history?

Graphic Smash makes tarts thankful.

Belated congratulations to the winner of the "movie quote contest" from a few days back.

Astronomer Ian Griffin recommends theme music from the 1964 SF series Stingray. It's got a beat you can do a rain dance to.

A religion columnist has a few thoughts on The Matrix that Rikk Oberf would appreciate.

I'll Be Dead November 7, Apparently.

Some little girl actually trick-or-treated our house this year dressed as Samara Morgan from The Ring. She even whispered "seven days" as I handed her a treat. That was scary on *many* levels.

The E-Bomb. Remember the last book of The Dark Knight Returns, when all the power goes out due to an EM pulse?

The lawsuit waiting to happen that is Scare Tactics is probably almost done waiting.

Comics readers who admire Y: The Last Man may want to sample Tricia Sullivan's Maul.

Listen to the late Charles Schulz, creator of Peanuts.

Happy Birthday to Me.

I'm probably older than you think.

Spot the continuity error in today's FANS and look for a correction sometime next week.

Hal Clement is dead, and the world of hard science fiction is the poorer. Mission of Gravity should be in classrooms.

I'm sorry, but I can't even watch commercials for Scare Tactics without grimacing uncontrollably.

Though I have my reservations about any review that claims a book blends "the fun of Harry Potter with the style of J.R.R. Tolkien," anybody who's a published author in high school deserves respect.

In Cyberspace, Everyone Can Hear You Cheer.

The director's cut of Alien is here, and my film-buff buddy Charles could not be happier.

Singapore premieres The Rocky Horror Picture Show this Halloween, 28 years after its original release. They also finally gave Santa Claus his passport.

If you like The Matrix, is there any reason you haven't read the Matrix webcomics? They're going to print them soon, and they may not keep them Web-available after the movie's release, so I'd browse now.

Speaking of The Matrix, the producer confirmed they won't be "DouglasAdamsing" this trilogy. Revolutions is it.

Personally, I'd pay just to get two minutes of Agent Smith, who may be my favorite movie villain of all time. I can repeat ALL his lines from the last movie, word-for-word, on command.

Smart Guns.

One of FANS' stories featured a gun that would not fire unless it recognized the shooter's DNA. Well, guess what.

Look who's reading Harry Potter. Hogwarts. Connecting people.

Thanks to Krenn for finding some of the comics of Michael Poulin, the webcartoonist accused of sabotage. I won't say whether he's guilty, but I will say I can see why the comics were taken down. Granted, this one was written and drawn in 2000 (pre-September 11), but still, the portrayal of a human bomb as a frightened-looking victim of a big bad government agent is a little much, even for me.

Fans who think "hard" science fiction limits the imagination may want to check out The Elegant Universe, which shows just how wonky hard-science speculations are getting. It's on PBS tonight and will soon be available online. Carl Sagan would be proud.

I can just see C-3PO and R2-D2 arguing over who should be included in this year's Robot Hall of Fame. Only two slots are open this year to science-fiction robots. I'm placing my bet on R2-D2 (the more "robotic" robot) and the Terminator.

Down With The Internet.

It's possible. Ignore the condescending descriptions of science fiction and hackers: the meat of the article starts at the end of Paragraph 3. I may do a Fans story about this one next year.

Laser guns are in development. They could be ready in two years. Guess this IS the 21st century.

Amazon presents the first book-text search engine. There are not words for how important a research tool this could be. I've been wanting this since the Web was first woven.

Webcartoonist Saboteur?

It takes all kinds to make a webcomics world.

A federal arrest warrant has been issued for a Spokane man suspected of sabotaging two giant electrical transmission towers by pulling bolts out of the towers' legs, the FBI said Thursday.

Michael Devlyn Poulin, 62, is believed to have been the man spotted by witnesses near towers in the Sacramento Valley city of Anderson on Monday and in Klamath Falls, Ore., on Sunday, according the FBI...

An FBI alert sent to law enforcement officials in California, Nevada, Oregon, Washington and Nevada on Thursday said Poulin has a criminal history including attempted murder and use of destructive devices causing mayhem...

That description, and the suggestion by some law enforcement officials that Poulin was possibly involved in an act of domestic terrorism, surprised some of those who know Poulin as a dedicated progressive activist in Washington and, before that, in the Bay Area.

Steelee Faltis, an Oakland artist, worked with Poulin for several years, creating anti-corporate online comics and bumper stickers.

Faltis described Poulin as a dedicated activist who was a regular at Bay Area protests in support of radio station KPFA and elsewhere, but who he had not known to be involved in vandalism.

"If he was trying to do anything, it was just to send a message," he said...

It should be obvious to anyone who's read an F.I.B. story that I don't take everything the FBI says at face value, but that doesn't mean they always lie, either. The community is rallying around him and claiming variously that he's innocent or that the sentence is too harsh. Unfortunately, the site that used to host Poulin and Faltis' comics no longer does. I would like to have gotten a bigger clue to how Poulin thinks.

Changed FANS's promo image yesterday, and I'll probably change it again, before it's all said and done.

And finally, Paul Allen apparently wants to build a science ficiton museum. (Source.) With the Ackermansion probably out of commission for good, it's about time somebody stepped up.

...Ouch!

You know, when you're doing a controversial religious movie, which some have accused of being anti-Semitic, and your Jesus gets struck by lightning... I don't think there's anything I can add, here.

...LIGHTNING. Mel, pay attention. LIGHTNING.

Key words from Donald Rumsfeld's memo keep showing up in the blogosphere. The word "madrassas" is promising, as it shows Rummy actually considering the CAUSES of terrorism. This IS a war of ideology; both sides envision a future, and it is in the classroom that futures are ultimately built. There, and in science fiction. Hmmmm.

All the jet set are sporting the new Jules Verne pen. It's so haute couture, dahling.

NASA opens Kecksberg documents. On the concept of alien life in space, I'm open-minded, on reports of individual visits, I'm more guarded. But Kecksberg may be second only to Roswell.

Michael Moorcock does round-robin fic. No, seriously.

You know something cool? If you word-search the news for "science fiction," you find all kinds of neat real-life tech.

And finally, Ed Kramer, founder of DragonCon, is going down in flames. I don't know the man personally, so I won't comment on the likelihood of the charges, but this is a nightmare for convention organizers everywhere.

Computers and Sex

Here comes the Rikk in Black.

The death of all animation's John Henrys. This is big, folks. We've voted with our wallets, and hand-drawn animation is on the way out in American theater. If Glen Keane and Jeffrey Katzenberg couldn't make it work, I can't think who can. Hand-drawn comics still seem considerably more entrenched than their computerized counterparts... fffffffor now.

I think I need to be gayer.

Whewie.

Dialogued 30 pages of FANS in one day yesterday. A personal best. (Yes, Greg and I will be making sure they were 30 GOOD pages of dialogue.)

(Comic-Book) Fanboy Rampage!!

I'm kinda proud of the monologue in the last panel of today's Guardians. The ideas are Graveyard Greg's, but I've been pitching in with snatches of dialogue here and there, and it's been a lot of fun. Check it out.

Elrond Explained

Funny.

Artist Hunt...

Jason Waltrip's gonna be busy in the next few months. Mondo busy. I'm going to squeeze as much of What Dreams May Come outta him as I can, but he's got others clamoring for his attention... and I'm also likely to need him on a Very Special Project in a couple of months.

And you all know what this means-- I'm casting my net, again. Both Tyler Page and Thor Thorvaldson, Jr. will be providing short stories, and Bill Maus will be doing some pinch-hitting for Jason... but we'll need somebody else for another top-secret storyline I've got scheduled for mid-2004. Somebody kindly disposed to the ways of infinite canvas...

If you're looking to get into comics, this ain't a bad place to start.

Man. It sure is a great time to be Doctor Octopus. And I bet you no one has ever uttered that sentence before in human history.

News Roundup

And now the news: LOTR schedulers have figured out this "price discrimination" thing. Advance tickets for the movie have been on sale for weeks-- at $25 to $49 a pop. How badly do you want it?

Drew Barrymore is getting ready to make Barbarella, based not on the Jane Fonda movie but on two of the original French comic books. I'm torn. Barbarella is a camp classic, but I'm not sure Hollywood still has the knack for charmingly bad movies...

It's not the best time on Earth to call yourself "a fan." This Steve Bartman thing is humiliating, and you get Schwarzenegger protesters comparing fandom to fascism. The Star-Telegram obligingly collects some of sports fandom's most ignonimous moments.

...And Oh, Yeah, Gotta BLOG This Morning.

Comixpedia has a nice piece by me today on one of the grand old webcomics.

No writing today. Too many errands to run and the usual driving need to find more paying assignments and jobs. I'm planning an insane burst of productivity in the middle of the week, though. We'll see-ee...

Lately, I've been reading old Harlan Ellison stories, Sheba, and Wapsi Square, the first comic I've read that acknowledges that yes, they CAN be too big.

Hope all is well with you and yours.

Wednesday Never Happened.

People pointed out many problems with Wednesday's strip (Tim wouldn't use AOL! That e-mail address should be .edu! What's that box doing there?) It took me a day or two, but I re-uploaded the sucker.

You'll notice some more links on the homepage today.

The reunion wasn't bad. Met a couple of nice people I'll probably stay in touch with, and I seemed to have the most interesting career of anybody there-- and either they cared less about comparing salaries than I expected, or they were really, really polite. Most of the really interesting people from my high school weren't there, though-- the actors, the literary magazine staff-- I'd love to hear what they're doing now. I'd give you links to the people who showed up, but they seem to be Internet-invisible.

Writing today: A speech on developing the webcomics form, to be given in front of Mensa. You know, that genius organization. No pressure.

And What Have YOU Done In The Last Ten Years?

Off to my ten-year high school reunion today. No idea who'll be there. I know Ken Legum's a successful director, and a lot of other guys have done boring stuff like getting medical and legal degrees. If they're nice to me, maybe I'll throw them some pennies on the street in ten more years, with all the mad loot I'll be making from webcomics.

Writing today: New features for the FANS website.

Foul.

Couldn't agree more. People try to catch fouls all the dang time. All this is is being in the wrong place in the wrong game.

My favorite quote on this whole "crucify the Cubs fan" mess? Governor Rod Blagojevich: "Nobody can justify any kind of threat to someone who does something stupid like reach for that ball." Gee, thanks, Governor. Nobody can justify any kind of threat to a governor who does something stupid like defend a voter while calling him a drooling moron. Keee-RIPES.

Word of the week is taikonaut. "I saw our planet. It's so beautiful." Perhaps I'm being optimistic, but I feel like this new perspective, this view from space, might lead, in the years to come, to a better China, a more humane China. We'll see...

Writing today: More Marvel pitches, including Octopus Ink and a couple others. Did you know you need a witness to submit to Marvel these days?

Knowing When You're Wanted.

Well, it took a lot longer than I thought, but somebody is finally clamoring for my head about moving FANS to a subscription site. Interesting thread once you get past the bloodlust.

TV SPOILER PARAGRAPH: Don't look now, but Enterprise may have turned into a decent show now that no one's watching. I mean, I saw the "twist" with the false Captain Archer coming a mile away... my friend Jeneen and I turned to each other and said, "You know, everything is going MUCH too well for it to be 8:49..." but it still had some really fun moments, and remarkably for Enterprise, nobody acted stupid. Smallville floated the interesting concepts of Kryptonite bullets and Lex Luthor the mutant, which almost made me overlook that after ONE EPISODE of breakup, they've gone back to the will-they-won't-they with Lana and Clark, which at this point feels like an alkie going back to the bottle.

Today: Pounding the pavement looking for fresh writing opportunities, continuing to catch up, and lettering upcoming FANS pages. Take care, all. Have a safe and productive day.

Takin' Care a' Business.

I've got a new interview with Lea Hernandez in the Modern Tales newsletter. Check it out.

Failed utterly to get to the towing piece and several other important chores for the last couple of days, so today I play catch-up. Writing today: Mostly catch-up stuff, but some sets of interview questions for Comixpedia's History of Online Comics.

I'm impressed at the sheer diversity of reactions to yesterday's Fans, especially since I rewrote that scene like five times because I didn't want it to get misinterpreted. We'll see how people handle today's ambiguous one...

Spare The Snark.

I'm getting kinda fed up with Television Without Pity. At it's best it's really funny, and I like long critiques that keep me informed when I miss things (as happens so, so often), but its insular nature is getting on my nerves. It tries a little too hard to be scathing at the expense of actual information: its review of the Angel pilot seems to have completely missed the point of most of the early dialogue and an early tracking shot. It's not an inability to be subtle, it's re-establishing who these characters are for all the new and returning viewers who missed last season but are now hanging around after Smallville. The large tracking shot isn't just a large tracking shot because Joss Whedon likes large tracking shots, it's a way to convey this is a big, exciting environment with a lot going on, just like on ER or West Wing. A sarcastic, casual tone does not exempt you from professional standards, guys.

If you readers feel I'M being too harsh, just let me know. I have liked what they've done with Smallville lately...

Aaaaand that's probably enough whining out of me for the next two weeks. Don't want to turn this blog into "T Campbell Tells The Universe What's Wrong With It."

Busy today. Got to get some info about Reverend John A. Capellaro (see below) to The Virginian-Pilot. Then it's off to meet a couple of local film producers to discuss our options for the coming year. Trying to squeeze some Towing & Recovery Footnotes interviews in there. And sometime this evening, I've gotta catch up with the Waltrip brothers...

Writing today: Pitch for Avengers. Maybe some towing stuff and WDMC, depending on how the day goes...

Because Not All Internet Content Has To Mean Something.

From the desktop of Tim Mitts (best with sound):

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Writing today: The last of Tyler's Pages (yaaay!) and some more What Dreams May Come.

Which Comes First, X-MEN or XENO'S ARROW?

For those who missed it or misunderstood me yesterday, my church's leader, the Reverend John A. Capellaro, is being pushed out of his ministry for endorsing gay rights. I admire him greatly and his expulsion angers me.

Thanks to Sun Tzu, Manticoraus, April Jones, Whitman Taylor and Fred Krohn for their messages of support, and to Lars A. Doucet and Kevin Watte for intelligent commentary on the issue. On to lighter matters...

I'm famous! Chris Daily of Striptease has done a write-up on the San Diego Comic-Con that features me prominently, and a caricaturist's smorgasbord of cartoonist heads with me in there. Chris was my first artistic collaborator way, way back when, and it was good to see him again.

Reorganizing my comic book boxes today. I don't know why I have so many "C" comics. CAPTAIN CARROT, CLASSICS ILLUSTRATED, THE CROSSOVERS, CAPTAIN AMERICA, CHASING DOGMA (dumb, but charming), CATWOMAN (Ed Brubaker or Devin Grayson), CAPTAIN MARVEL... do I just gravitate naturally toward superheroes with "Captain" in their names? Come to think of it, I snapped up all the MAJOR BUMMERs I could find, too (still missing #1-2 and #11-12... need to hunt for those). Maybe it comes from growing up in a military town. But I've still missed picking up MARSHALL LAW and SERGEANT ROCK.

Anybody else think the title "1602" is at least partly a ploy to get in the very front of the comic book bins? Sorry, Neil, but Rich Koslowski and Brian Azzarello have you beat with "THE 3 GEEKS" and "100 BULLETS."

And where does THE KILLING JOKE go? Everyone calls it THE KILLING JOKE, but the actual title on the cover is BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE. As if that's not confusing enough, JLA/AVENGERS changes its title to AVENGERS/JLA with every other issue, as did DC/MARVEL before it, just so, you know, nobody's feelings get hurt. Way to confuse the stockers of back issue bins everywhere, guys.

Not like FA[A]NS is any better.

Disgrace.

I usually don't like the policy of making your blog your mood ring. You know, "today, Bert Fritzowitz is cheerful/sad/hopeful/angry/horny/manic depressive/libertarian/incontinent." But today's special.

Today, T Campbell is furious.

Got a letter last night from my rector, the Reverend John J. Capellaro. John is a progressive and confident man who married two of my best friends. He has nearly doubled church attendance in the five years he's been with us, bringing in large numbers of young people. He has a father's gift for making you feel special and valued no matter what your age or background. Rikk Oberf's character owes something to him, especially in an upcoming scene.

Message reads: "The realization of [our] dreams has frequently been accompanied by stress, disagreement, and very real pain... For some, that weariness has been aggravated by the recent decision of our General Convention to consent to the election of Gene Robinson, an openly gay priest, as Bishop of the Diocese of New Hampshire, and by this rector's personal understandings and beliefs about human sexuality."

The best rector I have ever heard, anywhere, is being pressured out of the service of God in my area, because he will not follow the prevailing sentiment down here and condemn acts of love in the name of Christ. I have never been more ashamed to be a Virginian, and I'm not all that thrilled to be an Episcopalian right now, either.

This may mean the end of my association with St. Paul's, despite several friendships I've made there. I will not listen for long to homophobes who claim to speak for God.

So how's YOUR weekend going so far?

Writing Today: More Tyler Pages, plus the FANS FAQ page...

She Writes Code With An Accent?

Last night's Friends featured Jennifer Coolidge as some odd fusion of Jackie and Tim Mitts. Like if they had a kid, or got combined in a horrific gene-splicing machine. I don't know which would be scarier, really.

Looks like the Graphic Smash syndication program is already taking off.

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Writing today: Article on "abandoneds" (towing shorthand for "abandoned vehicles") for Towing and Recovery Footnotes. Seems law enforcement doesn't always handle them to everyone's satisfaction-- what a shock, huh?

Plus, reworking the short Tyler Page story from top to bottom. It's official: Jackie has replaced Shanna as our most troublesome character-- she doesn't do ANYTHING I expect her to, any more.

Did you know you can now syndicate FANS on your own site?? Yes! Yes, yes!

So Ahnuld has been elected President, I mean Governor. It does FEEL like a Presidential victory, and there's even talk about reworking the Constitution to allow foreign-born folks like Arnie to run for the White House. I'm all for that on principle, but I fear his beginning 100 days as guv will be more humbling for Schwarzenegger than End of Days. We shall see.

Writing today: Article on Tim Tierney, towman, for Towing & Recovery Footnotes.

Editorials on crossovers for the Graphic Smash editorial section.

Description of my Volvo, which has an oil leak and needs selling, for Auto Trader and anyplace else I can get it sold. Any suggestions, folks?

Hot topics on the blogosphere today: Dinesh D'Souza, author of The End of Racism, is taking on atheism, or as some atheists prefer we call it, "brightism," with a little support from Immanuel Kant, in the Wall Street Journal. Sometimes I agree with him and sometimes I don't, but his views on group psychology are always interesting, and FANS is often about group psychology.

People have started calling Ahnuld "the Gropinator." Now THERE'S an image. "Your clowes-- gib dem to me."

Writing today: More FANS: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (one of the characters is really not cooperating with me right now), and gathering images for the HAMPTON ROADS 2004 CALENDAR and the HAMPTON ROADS 2004 WEB GUIDE.

Reading today: Roger Langridge's FRED THE CLOWN, a delightful bundle of meta-language and heir apparent to George Herriman's KRAZY KAT.

Writing Today...

More of WHAT DREAMS MAY COME, plus a 5-page guest story for Tyler Page, whose Stylish Vittles you might remember me talkin' about last month.

It's kind of amusing, the way people NOW think that FANS is all about current events. After the shock of 9-11 faded, I spent a lot of late 2001 worrying that the whole "FIB" concept was hopelessly OUTDATED, since the outburst of patriotism clearly meant a new and lasting trust was being built between the people and the government. What goes around comes around, fortunately for FANS but unfortunately for our society as a whole.

And did anyone else catch the new comic-book superheroine on 60 Minutes last night? Nisha, Defier of Dowry Demands? Yeah, she is a heroine, but still... interesting times we live in.

Posts From Last Weekend

9/28/03

New Graphic Smash editorial this week which mouths off about the most financially successful new comic book launched this year (hint: it ain't the official movie adaptation of HULK). This, while I contemplate another push at the corporate doorways of DC and Marvel. Biting the hand that you want to feed you AFTERWARD. Brilliant, I know.

The government has recalled all Segway "Ginger" scooters because-- get this--when the batteries get low, you fall off. You'd think this would be the kind of thing that comes out in testing. But according to the AP, its inventor, Dean Kamen, "holds some 100 patents, including a wheelchair that climbs stairs and the first portable kidney dialysis machine," so he'll probably rebound (sorry). Hopefully the stair-climbing wheelchair doesn't topple when IT'S low on power. Maybe Shaenon K. Garrity should do a story about this guy.

9/27/03

Boy, the forums sure are jumpin'. I think they've actually gotten MORE active since the move to Graphic Smash.

Somebody asked me if we were going to bring back the policy of titling each page. Graphic Smash has the tech to do this, but the titles wouldn't be in the title bar any more-- they'd be listed above the page image. To my eyes, this looks awkward, but if enough people write in and say otherwise...

Ads for Matrix :Revolutions are out. MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD-- IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ADS ARE SAYING, STOP READING *NOW.*

Apparently Neo's forging an unholy alliance with the Matrix ITSELF in order to stop Agent Smith, who no longer obeys it. This has the virtue of being unexpected, but I thought VOYAGER taught us that once you seat the evil uber-computer at the negotiating table, you've liposuctioned the menace right out of them.

On the other hand, I think it was Salon that said Neo needs to make some kind of peace with the machines, since they own the only world that's worth living in. And it does mean more Hugo Weaving, and the last film definitely established that you can NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH HUGO WEAVING. So I'm torn.

Dissent, as always, is welcomed.

Barely Coming Up For Air

I'm so thickly into Graphic Smash's launch right now, I haven't got any time at all to blog... and I'd like to save my observations for one of FANS's quiet weekends.

Thanks to Bill, Jamie and Dirk for all their fine work!

SPX Rulz

The online comics community did really well at the Ignatzes this year. Jason Little, Jason Shiga, James Kochalka and Derek Kirk Kim all won for material with an online incarnation.

Greg and I found some promising new talent for Graphic Smash while we were down there. More on that soon.

The best read of the weekend? I'm still going through some of the purchases, but I'd have to give a nod to Tyler Page's Stylish Vittles, an experimental autobiographical romance comic. I don't always know where Page's digressions are going, but he creates the confidence that they are indeed going somewhere. Good stuff.

It's All Good

Graphic Smash has started running previews.

JLA/AVENGERS #1 hits stores tomorrow.

The Small Press Expo is the day after.

Life is good.

I'm Such A Hack Sometimes

Special thanks to Mozai and Seth Blumberg for setting me straight about hacking vs. cracking. I'm remarkably techno-illiterate for a webcomicker, and occasionally miss things. The thing is, the Internet is increasingly populated with people who are even stupider than I am about this kind of stuff-- people who are ready to tar hackers and crackers with the same brush.

Somebody should probably do a lot of research and then do a story about that.

The Move.

On September 15, FANS is moving to Graphic Smash.

This was not an easy decision. There are many wonderful things about Keenspot, as there are many wonderful things about Graphic Smash. Keenspot introduced me to a community of online cartoonists and many delightful new readers. I am grateful.

But while emotionally rewarding, our relationship has not been financially rewarding for either of us. FANS is a high-bandwidth, high-readership strip. As such, it's far more compatible with Graphic Smash's business model than with Keenspot's business model.

Though some Keenspotters will disagree, I think this choice is best for all involved. Keenspot's servers can reallocate their bandwidth to strips more profitable for Keenspot. Graphic Smash will get a new feature with some of the best readers in all of comicdom. And I will get enough money to continue FANS.

Once, I thought I would run out of FANS stories in early 2004. Then, I thought we'd run out of money to continue FANS in early 2004. Now, I know we have the stories, and the resources, to continue past that date-- and FANS will outlive its fifth birthday. I feel blessed.

The Graphic Smash run will kick off with What Dreams May Come, featuring some long, long-long-LONG-awaited answers about Mr. Mist, as he plunges the Fans into a nest of horrors. Lives will be changed forever.

Hope to see you there.